Hobartlett's Familiar Quotations

We love Danielle.

tabwootwo: the world is officially on noticetabwootwo: i’m kicking asstabwootwo: and it is next
- 6/19/08

tabwootwo: the world is officially on notice
tabwootwo: i’m kicking ass
tabwootwo: and it is next

- 6/19/08

tabwootwo: i think that might be my manifesto
tabwootwo: i listen to barry white when i’m alone

—  1/11/08

deus ex diana: 2008
deus ex diana: i don't even know what to do with you
tabwootwo: knock it on the back of the head and ride it down the stairs
tabwootwo: it's the only way

tabwootwo: “what do you want?”tabwootwo: “just to bother you”tabwootwo: danielle and zacktabwootwo: the end
- 7/31/07

tabwootwo: “what do you want?”
tabwootwo: “just to bother you”
tabwootwo: danielle and zack
tabwootwo: the end

- 7/31/07

tabwootwo: the bees are missing, the whales are wayward and the cicadas are arising
tabwootwo: Auto-reply: bible study
- 5/20/07

Gal Borland.

Gal Borland.

I’ll just flash cher and tell her “what? you forgot that I turned in my papers?” She will have amnesia from catching the lesbians.

ok.

I’m just going to watch I Love New York instead for a while.

— 10/22/2007

she asked us to bring guests to the rape lecture. I don’t know about this.

clearly she should be asking us to bring friends to the sexual dreams and fantasy lecture

— 3/10/08

NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

— 6/27/07

I don’t have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

—  10/21/07