June 2009
24 posts
“tabwootwo: i think that might be my manifesto
tabwootwo: i listen to barry...”
– 1/11/08
deus ex diana: 2008
deus ex diana: i don't even know what to do with you
tabwootwo: knock it on the back of the head and ride it down the stairs
tabwootwo: it's the only way
tabwootwo: the bees are missing, the whales are wayward and the cicadas are arising
tabwootwo: Auto-reply: bible study
- 5/20/07
“I’ll just flash cher and tell her “what? you forgot that I turned in...”
– 10/22/2007
“she asked us to bring guests to the rape lecture. I don’t know about...”
– 3/10/08
“NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
– 6/27/07
“ I don’t have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit...”
– 10/21/07
“Oh god this season of desperate housewives is set in the future right? So the...”
– 10/24/2008
“I look meek. Maybe I can just pretend and then fuck with people’s minds...”
– 10/03/2008
“LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
(a song about a place i don’t...”
– 1/24/07
“so i have this amazing upskirt photo of you from the party. don’t worry-...”
– 5/20/07
“hey hey, i have an idea.
let’s LARP all this quarter that we are...”
– 12/19/07
“Goddamn this heat and lack of slip and slides! If only the stoners could plan.”
– 4/20/09
“Stripper pole on the back of a bike…girl knows!”
– 4/12/09
“Is it so good if I vomit from too much coffee while in the middle of writing my...”
– 11/20/08
“Woop Woop
That’s the sound of the police!
Woop Woop
Here I come to your...”
– 3/7/09