Hobartlett's Familiar Quotations

Jun 01

tabwootwo: the world is officially on notice
tabwootwo: i’m kicking ass
tabwootwo: and it is next

- 6/19/08

“tabwootwo: i think that might be my manifesto
tabwootwo: i listen to barry white when i’m alone” — 1/11/08

• deus ex diana: 2008
• deus ex diana: i don't even know what to do with you
• tabwootwo: knock it on the back of the head and ride it down the stairs
• tabwootwo: it's the only way

tabwootwo: “what do you want?”
tabwootwo: “just to bother you”
tabwootwo: danielle and zack
tabwootwo: the end

- 7/31/07

• tabwootwo: the bees are missing, the whales are wayward and the cicadas are arising
• tabwootwo: Auto-reply: bible study
• - 5/20/07

Gal Borland.

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I’ll just flash cher and tell her “what? you forgot that I turned in my papers?” She will have amnesia from catching the lesbians.

ok.

I’m just going to watch I Love New York instead for a while.

“

she asked us to bring guests to the rape lecture. I don’t know about this.

clearly she should be asking us to bring friends to the sexual dreams and fantasy lecture

“NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAA” — 6/27/07

“ I don’t have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section? ” — 10/21/07